Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he wants to bone in the snuggie
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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