does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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