VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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