sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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