you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
