Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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