I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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