I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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