Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
