I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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