that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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