i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Pooping to opera.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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