I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so let's talk penis.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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