He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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