If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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