Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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