i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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