i may or may not be watching the land before time
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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