It's Friday. Sex?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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