I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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