White coat. Heels.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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