id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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