I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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