so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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