i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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