i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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