My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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