Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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