if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's blow job season.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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