hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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