remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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