great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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