what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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