Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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