I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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