We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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