No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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