Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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