If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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