If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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