3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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