would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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