May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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