I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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