when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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