Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's never too late to be topless.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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