I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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