im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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