I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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