I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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