Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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