dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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