Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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